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oh six oh seven   
06:02pm 27/08/2006
  goals for my sophomore year:
*give a shit about phi mu
*explore baltimore more
*get a job
*join blue key
*don't hate hopkins
*go out a LOT
*make friends in my pledge class
*make dean's list
*utilize new appliances and cook real meals
*go to church every week
*continue exploration of local churches and religions
*go to the saturday morning farmer's market
*drink lots of red wine
*cut down on cartoon-watching
*have fun
 
     

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baja   
12:11am 10/08/2006
  yesterday morning my dad and little sister almost drowned, and i still have trouble putting things into perspective.  
     

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remember that time?   
09:54pm 24/07/2006
  the past three days equal:
vomming
dusty drama couch liqueur
muthafuckin p.i.m.p.
"what movie is this?" "apparently it's thunderstorm watch 3." "ahh ... the first one was still the best."
more vomming
pepe looooopeeeeeeeeez
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
smack smack smack
"this brick is aids."
remembering to smoke is hard
vom
remember that time you vommed?
cat?!
"i was stuck down here in the fucking arctic circle."
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
and a beautiful, beautiful beach.
 
     

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work tomorrow will not be enjoyable in any way.   
11:14pm 16/07/2006
  and also, danielle shirley invited me to her baby shower.
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huh.
 
     

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contract   
09:34pm 04/07/2006
  i, anna ippolita, do solemnly swear, from this day forward, to do everything in my power to increase the amount of the scifi network that i watch on a daily basis.  
     

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fuck norway.   
03:58pm 27/06/2006
  though if i sleep for ten hours on a day in which my teeth are not pulled, i am heavily judged.
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this summer is amazing. i'm not making the money i'd planned to, but it doesn't really bother me because i own my job. i can yell and curse at my manager and he thinks it's funny, i make my own hours, and i can beach every day. or rather, every day that it's not, you know, a tornado watch. i finally started busch gardens-ing, and i plan to continue every weekend until school starts. eamon's promised to smoke with me when he gets back and oh god i can't wait i miss him already, even though he just left yesterday.
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no one's really here this summer but if we should hang out then tell me and i'll do my best. or you can always find me at the beach. :)
 
     

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update   
11:26pm 14/06/2006
  i feel like i should write pages and pages and pages about spain. but all there really is to say is that i know i'm in love. three more years of school and i'm in madrid, unless i can spend a year there sooner. god, i can't wait.
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teeth pulled tomorrow, which means i get to sleep for ten hours during the day and no one will judge me.
 
     

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oh my stars and garters   
12:17am 27/05/2006
  in twenty-six hours i will be in spain. omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg.  
     

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AND i just lost the game   
10:04pm 24/05/2006
  my mom just got angry at me because i don't need her help packing for spain. god, who the hell do i think i am.  
     

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"chateau d'if" and "lobster, ahoy!" were not options   
12:48am 16/05/2006
 
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a little something to mirror this post   
05:27pm 13/05/2006
  i'm not going home until wednesday, but i effectively moved out my life today. my desk feels like a cave without everything piled up on either side of my computer and on the overhanging shelf, without the giant amazing painting surrounded in christmas lights, without my jewelry hanging on the walls. i kind of feel like i should have taken a picture or something. amy's going to come home and for the first time ever, i'll have less stuff here than her. i am happy to note that when i leave, there will be people i will miss, which is something i was afraid wouldn't happen. but i'm also very, very ready for this summer, and i think i'm even growing excited about next semester. so i'm going to party tonight for the last time of my freshman year, then prepare for my last two exams. and then i'm done. then a quarter of college is over. then it's summer.
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now would be a good time to establish what it was, exactly, that we did last summer to make it so amazing.
 
     

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biggest big   
10:43pm 11/05/2006
  hotterthantano: i dont hate paul frankle...
hotterthantano: i dont hate eamon
hotterthantano: i dont hate cupcake
anniealltogether: HAHAHAH
anniealltogether: you can hate eamon
anniealltogether: i'll allow that
hotterthantano: i dont
hotterthantano: im a friend to the gays
 
     

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IT WAS OUT OF CONTEXT!!1!   
01:06am 10/05/2006
  -hey zach, how do you pronounce "been"?
-bean?
 
     

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Subject: This e-mail may save a life   
10:55pm 08/05/2006
  i just got the most ridiculous email ever from my school.Collapse )  
     

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frank hasn't updated postsecret yet.   
01:15am 07/05/2006
  this isn't a "omg loyal readers i'm still alive lol" sort of post. i'm just curious as to why this is no longer pressing for me. why, have i developed a social life? or just run out of things to talk about?
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i like hahvahd a lot. transferring would be fun if i wanted more snow and less phi and more fun and less self-respect.
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i'm looking into it.
 
     

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woo COLLEGEEEEE is hard   
11:38pm 23/04/2006
  brand new sucked. just putting that out there. also, i just discovered that for my linguistics minor, four of my courses have to be at or above 300-level. but i just looked at a listing, and the ones with interesting titles rest at the 200-level. quoi faire? not minor? how tragic that would be, as it's so deliciously impressive.
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also: wouldn't it be really cute if we were best friends, roomie of mine?
 
     

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do not eat the mozzarepas   
03:01pm 21/04/2006
  today i had my palm read, because she was so old and cute and i just couldn't say no. i'm going to live a long life (ninety-four!) and have two children. monday, tuesday, and wednesday are my lucky days and i'm going to find a new love sometime soon.
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the average lifeline in my family is about fifty-five, and i have no real intention of having children. on monday, tuesday, and wednesday i have the most class and shit going on, and i don't want to find a new love, i want an old one.
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alas, old woman. perhaps if i'd given you five dollars for my left hand we'd have discovered more.
 
     

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you can't touch her   
10:03pm 19/04/2006
  i find myself in a not-so-unfamiliar position of disliking or being disliked by most of the people i call my friends.  
     

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wallow, wallow   
09:25pm 17/04/2006
  a brief list of things i can't do:
- write a decent paper to express my ideas
- get people to return things to me
- pronounce anything in french
- find amélie
- maintain a mood for over an hour
- feel comfortable with any social group anymore
- find a good haircut for the summer
- impress anyone academically
- get a scholarship
- make one boy love me back
 
     

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i knew they were twins   
06:27pm 13/04/2006
  this is charlotte's facebook picture:

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